The only retort I have for the argument ‘If you take guns away from people, they will just find other ways to kill people.’ Is that may be so, but I seriously doubt that in this morbidly obese nation of ours. I have a hard time envisioning people chasing down others and stabbing them. Any other way of killing is strenuous and takes effort. Do you really think people will be as dedicated to killing if they actually have to sweat a bit to accomplish it? I mean unless we become a nation of bowmen/ladies. This is what pops into my head when I read or hear that argument: that scene in Zombieland where the guy is talking about the fat people getting eaten first. Yeah.
Good Morning, Julie here, wanting to talk to you about boobs. I just recently got a dog, to compliment my plethora of cats and gender confused guinea pig. (It’s supposed to be a girl but it humps my cats, which makes it mighty,mighty brave) It may or may not also be dragging around something that resembles a pair of tiny, tiny furry balls behind it. Anyways, why didn’t anyone hip me to the fact that DOGS are the magical boob cleaner? I mean, they get ANYTHING that might tumble down in there. I think I’m coming in for a dog hug, this dog is like ‘let me get some of them crumbs, girl!’ At first I was appalled, how dare you stick your wet nose in there! Whoa, what the fuck? Was that a tongue? Then I was like wow, check out them shiny booboos. Nice. Anyways, this is Julie, with a spotless Colombian purse advising you to get a dog-for your boobs!