The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. It...– Waking Life 2001
What's the Secret Phrase?
Samantha: Dude do you mind if Carrie comes along this Friday with us?
Me: No, but if she gets really loud, I'm bailing.
Samantha: Me too... lol.
Me: Well we need a secret code phrase for when it's time to bail. How about "The eagle has squawked."
Samantha: No. "You're awful short to be a Storm Trooper."
Me: excellent. (Mr. Burns Style)
Sadness flies away on the wings of time. ~Jean de La Fontaine
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Disappointment is a self inflicted disease.
It’s not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells you what sort of...– Unknown
(Repost from my other blog) Well, its Monday. Oh lord. I still make the Office Space joke, “someone has a case of the mundanes” Yes. I was sad for a bit on Sunday, but oh well. I just have to accept that I can’t compete and bothering to try is stupid. What will be will be. Can’t change those facts. I went ghost hunting with my buddy Charlotte. Originally we were supposed to go to Holcomb...
Oral Sex Basics?
I think there should be more classes on sex. I mean seriously, ladies sitting around talking about slobbin the knob. Delicious! There’s a severe shortage of women that actually enjoy it. I mean, I love getting head personally, but to get you do have to give. Now, I know some ladies have issues, but I can guarantee I have a work around for whatever you don’t like about giving head....
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Odd and unusual businesses around the US.