There was never a saint with red hair

Trolling Facebook late, oh so late on a Saturday night can really bring up some very odd things. My favorite past time is locating people who can just barely string a intelligible sentence together and then visit their page. If I’m lucky, it’s public and I get to troll their wall and photos in search of gems. Today I found this one:

and I can’t even think of the back story that created this photo. Who’s baby is that? And why does the woman have a black eye? Why are they all looking in different directions?

 I’m serious. This is just too much awesomeness in one photo. -SO- I challenge you readers to come up with a insanely awesome caption. You may tweet them or reply here. =D 

Today I was setting up a bank account over the phone. The male representative asked me what county I lived in, in which I replied “Hancock”. He then said “Oh yes, I see it right here” So I said “You just wanted to hear me say cock”. Complete silence on the other end. It’s been a good day off so far, lol.